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2.54sHmm. Where's my Emmy?
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2.03sThank you.
3.59sYeah, well, I won the belching contest at work.
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2.07sVery nice, Homer.
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3.25sWow! How many Pulitzer Prize winners can do that?
2sjust me and Eudora Welty.
2.52sOh, I invited my sisters over.
2.74sOoh! Sisters. Allow me.
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2.25sSo then I said to Woody Allen,
4.2s"Well, Camus can do, but Sartre is smartre."
2.07sSo original.
1.93sHow droll.
3.04sYeah, well, Scooby-Doo can doo-doo,
3.22sbut jimmy Carter is smarter.
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