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1.92sI'm afraid we have a bad image, sir.
2.47sMarket research shows people see you as something of an ogre.
2.52sI ought to club them and eat their bones!
2.3sWell, maybe this film festival could help us.
2.7sA film biography might let them get to know the real you--
2.84svirtuous, heroic, nubile--
2.47sYou left out pleasant!
2.24sBut I like that film biography idea.
3.99sA slick, Hollywood picture to gloss over my evil rise to power,
2.28slike Bugsy or Working Girl.
2.14sGet me Steven Spielberg!
0.03sHe's unavailable.
3.52sThen get me his nonunion Mexican equivalent.
1.82sListen, SeÑor Spielbergo,
3.44sI want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.
3.19sSchindler es bueno. SeÑor Burns es el diablo.
3.84sListen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod.
3.12sWe're both factory owners. We both made shells for the Nazis.
4.07sBut mine worked, damn it! Now, go out there and win me that festival!