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1.27sI didn't bring my trunks.
1.57sI don't want to step on a shell.
1.63sI can't get water in my ears.
1.53sI ate 20 minutes ago.
2.87sYou know, what they flush in Cairo ends up right here.
2.7s(SIGHS) All right, I'll see what I can do.
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1.63sMAN: Oh, I can part the Red Sea.
3.1sYou know he hasn't talked to his brother in three years?
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1.7sAll right, listen up.
2.64sBefore we go any further, I'm gonna lay down a few rules, all right?
2.17sCommandment Number One: Shut the hell up.
3.5sCommandment Number 2: There's nothing I can do about the sun.
4.04sCommandment Number 3: There are no more Jolly Ranchers, they're all gone.
4.4sCommandment Number 4: When we pass a billboard, please don't read it out loud, all right?