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2.47sSee, there's Stewie's room, Chris' room, Meg's room...
1.2sPeter, there's no phone in here.
1.23sHow are we gonna call the police?
1.53sOh, my God. We're all gonna die!
1.07sThat's not true.
1.67sWe'll survive by eating each other.
3.8sBut I think it's important for the last one of us left alive to know this story.
2.7sThe story of the Griffin family history.
1.73sHere's how it all began.
2.47sEverything started with the big bang.
1.37sIt was a Saturday night,
2.33sand God and his roommate Chugs were arm wrestling.
2.37s(CHUCKLING) You're going down, man.
3.74s(FARTS) Oh, dude, that is sick.
2.04sYeah! Undefeated!
4.14sOh, wait, wait, wait. Here--Here comes another one. Quick, give me your lighter.
1.23s(LOUD BANG)
3.07s
1.77sGOD: You smell that?
3.6sPETER: Then, over millions of years, evolution took its course.
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5.6sOf course, I'm obligated by the State of Kansas to present the Church's alternative to the theory of evolution.