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8.28sIt all began in Africa in the tiny village of Quahogswana where he was a proud member of the tribe of Tootie-and-Blair.
2.03sHey, Quagdingo, how was your date last night?
2.77sOh, it was awesome. You never feel as big as you do with a pygmy.
2.94sHey, you guys wanna go get a drink at Club 227?
1.27sNot today, Joemama.
2.17sI'm going off to find a log to build a drum,
2.17sso I can play the opening part from Hot For Teacher.
1.47sI'll see you guys later.
1sComing up in this half hour,
2.5sflies on your face: how many is too many?
3.3sBut first, that orange thing in the sky and what you can do to please it.
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1.93sYou know, you shouldn't be poking around out here.
1.63sWhite men have been spotted nearby,
3.7slaying traps and forming slo-pitch softball leagues.
1.4sWell, whatever makes them happy.
1.93sLive and let live, that's what I say.
1.67sAnd I'm sure that's what they say, too.
3.3sHello. I'm Cleveland from South Carolina.
1.8sWow, you're a different color than me.
1.6sWould you like to be equals?
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