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1.9s"We have your son."
1.67sMeg's our daughter.
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1.5sPeter, do something!
4.14sYou know, Meg being captured by evil men reminds me of another story.
1.3sIt's distracting.
3sUm, this is the story of my ancestor Nate Griffin.
2.1sOf course, Nate Griffin was his slave name.
2.27sHis real name was Richard Bachman.
3.44sAnd this is the story of his roots.
8.28sIt all began in Africa in the tiny village of Quahogswana where he was a proud member of the tribe of Tootie-and-Blair.
2.03sHey, Quagdingo, how was your date last night?
2.77sOh, it was awesome. You never feel as big as you do with a pygmy.
2.94sHey, you guys wanna go get a drink at Club 227?
1.27sNot today, Joemama.
2.17sI'm going off to find a log to build a drum,
2.17sso I can play the opening part from Hot For Teacher.
1.47sI'll see you guys later.
1sComing up in this half hour,
2.5sflies on your face: how many is too many?
3.3sBut first, that orange thing in the sky and what you can do to please it.
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