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1sComing up in this half hour,
2.5sflies on your face: how many is too many?
3.3sBut first, that orange thing in the sky and what you can do to please it.
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1.93sYou know, you shouldn't be poking around out here.
1.63sWhite men have been spotted nearby,
3.7slaying traps and forming slo-pitch softball leagues.
1.4sWell, whatever makes them happy.
1.93sLive and let live, that's what I say.
1.67sAnd I'm sure that's what they say, too.
3.3sHello. I'm Cleveland from South Carolina.
1.8sWow, you're a different color than me.
1.6sWould you like to be equals?
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0.4sHey, Quagdingo, you wanna play I-spy again?
2.7sNo!
2sI spy something beige.
1.6sWood. Yeah.
2.47sHello and welcome to the news at what I suspect is dawn.
1.57sOur top story continues to be,
2.3swhere is this giant canoe heading?
3.24sBut first, let's go to Ollie Williams with the portside window report.
1.1sOllie? I saw a fish!
1.57sThanks, Ollie. And now, sleep.
1.37s(BOTH SNORING)