2.47sEverything started with the big bang.
1.37sIt was a Saturday night,
2.33sand God and his roommate Chugs were arm wrestling.
2.37s(CHUCKLING) You're going down, man.
3.74s(FARTS) Oh, dude, that is sick.
2.04sYeah! Undefeated!
4.14sOh, wait, wait, wait. Here--Here comes another one. Quick, give me your lighter.
3.07s
1.77sGOD: You smell that?
3.6sPETER: Then, over millions of years, evolution took its course.
7.84s
5.6sOf course, I'm obligated by the State of Kansas to present the Church's alternative to the theory of evolution.