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2.7s(SIGHS) All right, I'll see what I can do.
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1.63sMAN: Oh, I can part the Red Sea.
3.1sYou know he hasn't talked to his brother in three years?
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1.7sAll right, listen up.
2.64sBefore we go any further, I'm gonna lay down a few rules, all right?
2.17sCommandment Number One: Shut the hell up.
3.5sCommandment Number 2: There's nothing I can do about the sun.
4.04sCommandment Number 3: There are no more Jolly Ranchers, they're all gone.
4.4sCommandment Number 4: When we pass a billboard, please don't read it out loud, all right?
1.53sNow, come on, let's get going.
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3.34sOoh, look at that. "Danny Gans, Entertainer of the Year."
1.44sWhat did I say?
1.93sMAN 1: "Hassle-free checking." MOSES: Damn it!
2.9sMAN 2: "Mancow in the morning." Shut up!
2.2sPeter, can we stop the stories for a minute?
1.97sWe need to figure out how we're gonna survive.
1.73sI mean, is there even any food in here?
1.23sRight, good thinking.