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2.75sWell, sir, I think it is time to turn this pledge drive...
1.97sover to Troy McClure.
2.87sI can't keep up this pace forever.
3.44sHi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such telethons as...
4s"Out with Gout '88" and "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House."
1.98sFolks, do you realize without your support,
3spublic television can't afford to bring you such award-winning shows as...
1.5sEdward the Penitent?
2.72sI'm really, really, really sorry.
2.65sI'm afraid sorry doesn't cut it with this pope.
2.67sWhat the hell? Oh, we got a call.
2.58sSome idiot actually called in.
2.49sHello. What's your name? Marge Simpson.
4.25sI'd like to pledge $30. Oh, thank you.
4.17sMarge, it's public TV. They never have anything good.
2.99sWhere are the Geraldos? Where are the Eubankses-ses?