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2.15sShave up not down, you idiot.
3.75sOoh, sounds delish. Let me just toss some jeans on and--
1.97sWait a minute. Who is this?
2.19sWell, howdilly dodilly-do.
2.17sHello?
2.6sHello? Hellodilly-odilly?
3.79sFine. I can have a great time all by myself.
3sHey, Dad, I think state and federal laws require us to have a babysitter.
3.02sOh, Lisa. Haven't you seen Home Alone?
4.49sIf some burglars come, it'll be a very humorous and entertaining situation.
4.09sYou're absolutely right, Homer. We don't need a babysitter.
4.27sWait a second. Mmm.
2.3sYou kids do need a babysitter.
4.74sBlast that infernal card. Don't give that card to me.
0.63sHere you go-- No!
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3.15sMr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage,
3.17sand I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter.
2.5sOf course, being a highly skilled attorney,
4.82smy fee is $175 an hour. We pay eight dollars for the night,