Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
2.5sThank you.
2.72sWhy?
1.97sIf you ever met my ex-husband, you'd understand.
2.27sAll he ever did was eat, sleep and drink beer.
0.63sYour point being?
2.87sAnd to top it off, he's been stiffing me...
2.04son child support for the last four months.
2.32sWell, you were unlucky.
2.2sBut there are a lot of good men out there.
2.85sHey, can I throw up in your bathroom?
2.74sI'll buy something.
0.55s
3.1s
3.6sMarge, I know you didn't believe me about the vending machines.
3.19sThat's why I had the firemen write me a note.
5.75s"Mrs. Simpson: While we were rescuing your husband, a lumberyard burned down."
2.44sD'oh! Lumber has a million uses.
2.04sI'm disappointed in you, but it turns out...