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1.98sFolks, do you realize without your support,
3spublic television can't afford to bring you such award-winning shows as...
1.5sEdward the Penitent?
2.72sI'm really, really, really sorry.
2.65sI'm afraid sorry doesn't cut it with this pope.
1.23sOh-ho.
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2.67sWhat the hell? Oh, we got a call.
2.58sSome idiot actually called in.
2.49sHello. What's your name? Marge Simpson.
4.25sI'd like to pledge $30. Oh, thank you.
4.17sMarge, it's public TV. They never have anything good.
2.99sWhere are the Geraldos? Where are the Eubankses-ses?
3.42sThey need our support. Besides, they gave me two tickets to the ballet.
0.63sThe ballet? Whoo-hoo!
2.7sYou like ballet?