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3.77sOh-oh-oh-ho-ho.
2.85sMurdered? Oh, no. I've just been in the country for a week.
3.1sBut I distinctly heard you say that Maude was with God.
2.53sOh, that's right. I was at Bible camp.
2.07sI was learning how to be more judgmental.
3.77sBut I saw the murder, and then I saw you bury the corpse in the backyard!
3.15sAll right. It's true. I am a murderer.
3.54sI overwatered Maude's favorite ficus plant,
1.93sI panicked and then I buried the remains.
0.62s
2.15sI was hoping to replace it before you got home.
1.62sOh.
1.7sBut I heard a woman scream.
2.72sHuh? Well, now, that I can't explain.
3.15sWe found it, Chief.
4.12sOh, well, I guess that explains everything. Not everything!
3.25sThere's still the little matter of the whereabouts of your wife.
2.65s- Um, I'm right here.
- Oh, I see.
3.07sThen everything is wrapped up in a neat little package!
4.94sReally. I mean that. Sorry if it sounded sarcastic.