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3.54swe'll be taking certain precautions with this week's collection.
3.72sWe really shouldn't have let them do this. It can't be helping his self-esteem.
1.93sNow for our offertory reading,
3.82sLisa Simpson, who we'll all be keeping an eye on.
5.76sI know most of you have already judged my brother guilty without any proof.
0.55sBut doesn't the Bible teach us "judge not, lest ye be judged,"
4.94sReverend?
2.45sI think it may be somewhere towards the back.
2.72sThere is someone among us with a guilty conscience.
4.37sAfter much soul-searching, I decided it would be wrong of me to name names.
4.72sBut I urge that guilty person here, under the eyes of God,
2.17sto come forward, to confess,
4.82sand save yourself from the torment of your own personal hell!