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1.93sHi, I'm Bart Simpson.
2.77sI was incredibly moved by your reading.
3.44sI don't think God's words have ever sounded so plausible.
5.64sThanks, Art. Um, I have to go over here now.
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1.97sDon't be so hard on yourself, Bart.
2.5sIt's not your fault Jessica doesn't like you.
1.99sIs it my hair? My overbite?
3.2sThe fact that I've worn the same clothes day in, day out for the last four years?
4.29sNo, Bart. I just think you and jessica are too different from each other to get along.
5.15sShe's a sweet, kind, reverend's daughter, and you're the devil's cabana boy.
2.13sHmm.
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2.63sGood. Very good.
2.39sRalph, jesus did not have wheels.
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2.47sBart Simpson?
4.44sYes, ma'am. I'd like to return to your wonderful Sunday school, please.