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2.43sAwful, awful hair.
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3.44sAnd now my daughter, jessica, who has just returned from boarding school,
2.97swill read the same passage I just read.
3.2sI noticed a few of you weren't paying attention.
3.07sOhh!
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3.47sWow, there is a God.
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4.97sI'm telling ya. The light would work better if it pointed out to sea!
4.14sArr! Shut up! I know what I'm doing!