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4.35sSo, Bart, how's school going? Jessica always gets straight A's.
5.04sWell, in my family, grades aren't that important. It's what you learn that counts.
2.28sSix times five! What is it?
2.77sUm, actually, numbers don't have much use in my future career--
2.4sOlympic gold-medal rocket-sled champ!
2.67sHmm. I didn't know the rocket sled was an Olympic event.
2.65sWell, no offense, lady, but what you don't know could fill a warehouse.
3.09sYoung man, explain yourself!
3.77sSorry. I have kind of a short fuse, which some find charming.
5.82sSpeaking of charming, watching Fox last night I heard a rather amusing story.
5.02sThis character named Martin was feeling rather randy, and he was heard to remark--
3.72sDon't you ever come near my daughter again!
3.37sNever have I heard such gratuitous use of the word "butt"!
0.57sBut-- But-- But-- But-- But-- But--
2.02sMake him stop!
1.97sMake him stop!
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