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3.47sWow, there is a God.
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4.97sI'm telling ya. The light would work better if it pointed out to sea!
4.14sArr! Shut up! I know what I'm doing!
4.64sArr! I hate the sea and everything in it.
4.04sBye, buh-bye, buh-bye. Thank you for choosing our church. Buh-bye.
2.4sI've never felt this way about a girl before.
3.6sMy long search is finally over.
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1.93sHi, I'm Bart Simpson.
2.77sI was incredibly moved by your reading.
3.44sI don't think God's words have ever sounded so plausible.