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2.84sWell, howdy, ma'am. I represent the tobacco lobby.
4.29sAnd frankly, no politics gets done in this country without a little help from us.
1.13s(MARGE GASPS IN SURPRISE)
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2.79sNow we own you!
1.15sBut I haven't endorsed it yet!
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4.67sFootball injury. (LAUGHS) Now why don't you just sign the check?
1.52sHere, use my pen.
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1.37sForget it.
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1.3s(ROARS)
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4.17sI guess no one gives a damn about the American family anymore.
1.52sI'll sign your petition.
3.9sMr. Burns? You care about children?
1.17sYes.
2.33sParticularly their supple young organs.
4.24sOh, unfenced backyard pools, where would I be without you?
3.8sHey, if Burns is signing that petition, maybe we should, too.