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1.68sCROWD: Yeah!
2.44sExcuse me, everyone. I'm a mother.
3.1s(BOOING) And I'm an American.
1.27sCROWD: Yeah!
2.3sI bake apple pies.
0.85sCROWD: Yeah!
2.1sAnd I love baseball.
5.35s(BOOING) Save your breath for blowing up water wings, breeder.
4.65sI dream of an America with nudity and F-words on network TV!
3.55sWhere the whole world doesn't stop because a school bus did.
1.9sChildren are the future.
2.33sToday belongs to me!
2.24sCROWD: Yeah!
2.43sYou can't change the rules in the middle of the game!
3.25sWe never would've had these kids if we thought we had to pay for them!
1.47sPromises were made!
1.22sTough tortellini!
2.43sI'm sick of printing a children's menu!