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2.34sI eat that sandwich.
1.7sYou're my rock, Homie.
4.54sAnd I promise this rock is gonna weigh you down for the rest of your life.
1.07sAw!
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3.05sHoney, no one messes with my missus.
3.52sI'll come down on those guys like the garage door on Bart's bike!
1.25sWhat are you going to do?
2.07sYou just leave everything to Homer.
3.6sAnd now I believe you owe me half a sandwich.
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3sI always keep one near the bed for you.
3.99sHere comes my commercial. In six, five, four...
2.52sI probably should've watched it first.
3.62sHOMER: You've probably heard a lot of bad things about "Families Come First."
3.47sBut newspaper writers are a bunch of jerks.
3.12sWho really opposes "Families Come First?"