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4.2sI know you have to get back to your kids and I'm late for a skydiving massage.
1.35sI'll cut to the chase.
5.47sI've brought with me the very best reason I can think of for what I believe in.
2.27sHer name is Lisa.
5.86sAnd I wouldn't trade her for all the sleep-in Sundays and speed dating in the world.
3.1sMiss Naegle, even though I disagree with your principles,
1.9sI certainly admire your success.
1.53sWell, Lisa,
4.35sI would be proud if one of the eggs I sold turned out like you.
2.09sMom, I locked your keys in the car.
1.87sThen wait in the shadows!
2.32sAlso Maggie puked in your purse again.
4.6sPoor me. All my purse is full of is disposable income.
3.79sSorry, Marge. I don't think I'll ever understand your point of view.
2.12sNot even with all my free time.
5.17sThen I guess this means war with the most powerful weapon at my disposal,
2.34sa voter-sponsored initiative.
1.93s(GASPS) You wouldn't dare!