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3.15sThe only petitions that I sign are to bring back canceled sitcoms.
1.43sThank you.
3.54sAmerica needs the wisdom of Herman's Head now more than ever.
2.84sWell, howdy, ma'am. I represent the tobacco lobby.
4.29sAnd frankly, no politics gets done in this country without a little help from us.
1.13s(MARGE GASPS IN SURPRISE)
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2.79sNow we own you!
1.15sBut I haven't endorsed it yet!
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4.67sFootball injury. (LAUGHS) Now why don't you just sign the check?
1.52sHere, use my pen.
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1.37sForget it.
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1.3s(ROARS)
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