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1.67sMom, can we get a pretzel?
1.53sWe've got pretzels at home.
1.47sNot cinnamon.
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3.07sWell, we finally got things the way we want them.
3.64sNot a highchair or complementary crayon in sight.
3.84sI'm gonna tell an anecdote about lovemaking without having to look around.
2.8sTruly we have entered a golden age.
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3.24s(SCREAMING) MARGE: Attention, everyone.
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7.39sI wish to announce the formation of PPASSCCATAG Proud Parents Against Singles, Seniors,
2.84sChildless Couples and Teens and Gays.
2.35sPPASSCCATAG is also a disease of the brainstem.
5.69sThat's how I'll remember it. (LAUGHS) To overturn these horrible anti-family laws,
3.74swe've prepared the Families Come First initiative.
3.17sNow, the first thing we're gonna need is money.
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