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2.23sThat ad makes me look like a criminal!
1.2sThen why did you appear in it?
1.33sThat wasn't me!
3.17sMaybe she was you and you're not!
1.38sHow many kids do we have?
0.9sThree.
1.23sWrong, lady!
1.64sOh, wait. The baby.
1.77sMARGE: I try my best.
1.62sThey ridicule me.
2.6sThey mock everything I cherish.
2.22sHoney, this marriage is a partnership.
2.3sWhen you fall, I pick you up.
2.53sAnd when you can't finish a sandwich,
2.34sI eat that sandwich.
1.7sYou're my rock, Homie.
4.54sAnd I promise this rock is gonna weigh you down for the rest of your life.
1.07sAw!
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3.05sHoney, no one messes with my missus.
3.52sI'll come down on those guys like the garage door on Bart's bike!
1.25sWhat are you going to do?
2.07sYou just leave everything to Homer.
3.6sAnd now I believe you owe me half a sandwich.
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3sI always keep one near the bed for you.