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1.57sHow could she not?
2.27sThe place is full of eligible bachelors.
3.64sJohn Wayne, Tupac Shakur, Sherlock Holmes.
2.25sSherlock Holmes is a character.
2.44sHe sure is.
3.94sOkay, here goes nothin'. If you select me,
3.44syou'll get a lot more than a Wharton M.B.A. pulling in 200 K.
2.57sYou'll get a woman who's poised, articulate,
2.95ssophisticated, confident and highly sexual.
2.53sHang on. I'm getting a fax.
2sDamn, I've just been indicted.
2.53sLooks like we're gonna have to reschedule. How's your july?
0.53sWell, I--
1.97sMine's terrible. Let's talk in August.
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3.9sMmm. Dinner was delicious, Edna.
4.69sBut I can't shake the feeling that you're just using me to get Principal Skinner jealous.
4.55sOh, please. I don't care what Mr. "Engaged to be Engaged" thinks.