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2.84sThese are the women who saw your videotape and are interested.
3.09sAnd feel free to root around in the one-nighter bin.
2.2sThe bin is spoken for.
1.17sAre you gonna call all those women?
2.59sNo, the tapes will do just fine. Thank you.
3.75sHomer, I'm having second thoughts. This feels so disloyal to Maude.
3.19sOh, wake up, Ned. You think Maude isn't dating in heaven?
0.72sYou think she would?
1.57sHow could she not?
2.27sThe place is full of eligible bachelors.
3.64sJohn Wayne, Tupac Shakur, Sherlock Holmes.
2.25sSherlock Holmes is a character.
2.44sHe sure is.
3.94sOkay, here goes nothin'. If you select me,
3.44syou'll get a lot more than a Wharton M.B.A. pulling in 200 K.
2.57sYou'll get a woman who's poised, articulate,
2.95ssophisticated, confident and highly sexual.
2.53sHang on. I'm getting a fax.
2sDamn, I've just been indicted.
2.53sLooks like we're gonna have to reschedule. How's your july?