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1.07sFinally.
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3.52sNed, my friend, please know that the Kwik-E-Mart is there for you...
3.59s24 hours a day. Oh, thank you, Apu.
3.35sAnd I'm going to give you all of Maude's frequent Squishy points.
2.03sThe boys at headquarters will not like it,
2.94sbut I'm getting pretty sick of them and their Bombay attitude!
2.92sThat's enough there, Apu. Look, Ned, I know we ain't hung out much,
2.2swhat with your insane fear of drinking,
1.93sand me being banned from the church and all,
2.69sbut, uh, but that Maude, she was really somethin'.
2.67sOh, wasn't she? Thank you, Moe. I appreciate that.
4.19sOh, I really mean it though. I mean, if it was you that died, I would've been on her so fast!
0.47sWhat are you saying?
1.99sWhat? Nothing. She was hot.
2.2s- What? You can't take a compliment?
- Hot?
2.12sYou monster!