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3.19sYes, thank God those days are over.
3.89sAnd the Van Houtens were enjoying a storybook marriage.
2.6sYeah. Lots of storybooks have witches.
1.83s- Shut up, Kirk!
- Sorry.
3.15sAnd now, the good people at Fan-demonium, as part of a generous settlement,
2.54swill fire a 21 T-shirt salute.
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1.07sFinally.
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3.52sNed, my friend, please know that the Kwik-E-Mart is there for you...
3.59s24 hours a day. Oh, thank you, Apu.
3.35sAnd I'm going to give you all of Maude's frequent Squishy points.
2.03sThe boys at headquarters will not like it,
2.94sbut I'm getting pretty sick of them and their Bombay attitude!
2.92sThat's enough there, Apu. Look, Ned, I know we ain't hung out much,
2.2swhat with your insane fear of drinking,