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2.03son the eighth moon of jupiter from my lunch...
3.94sfor the weight of a feather on the second moon of Neptune from your lunch.
0.35sWell, okay.
2.51sThere you go !
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3.6sI'll trade you 1,000 picoliters of my milk for 4 gills of yours.
1.8sWell, all right.
1.41sAnything you say.
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3.35sUh, Bart, would you wager your cupcake against my--
2.19sSave your breath.
1.88sWhat do you think of the new kid ?
1.9sA rather mediocre genius.
2.95sYes, not very bright at all.
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2.26sSo, how was it ?
0.35sOs-os.
1.02sWhat ?
0.3sThat's backwards for so-so.
2.74sWow.
2.27sWhat are you reading there ? Comic books ?
3sUh, guess you don't want to overheat the old noggin, eh ?
1.94sTell you what.
1.94sTo celebrate your first day of genius school,
2.74swhat do you say we go out for a round of frosty chocolate milkshakes ?
1.94sAll righty !
3.87sBart, I feel so bad for going so many years without...
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