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1.88sMaybe so, but from now on,
2sthis dimwit is on easy street.
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3.12sNo rush, Dad. Take the scenic route. Gotcha.
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2.12sOh, no. Ties.
2.09sDon't worry, son. You can have mine.
2.52sHere. Let me show you how to put on a tie.
2.82sThe hook goes over the top and these things go in there.
2.08sThanks, Dad.
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1.9sYou kissed me.
4.47sThere's nothing wrong with a father kissing his son. I think.
2.89sNow go on, boy, and pay attention.
2.52sBecause if you do, one day you may achieve something...
3.1sthat we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations.
2.24sYou may outsmart someone.
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1.85sYou must be Bart Simpson.
3.47sI'm Ms. Melon, your learning coordinator.
5.15sLet me say right at the start that we have one rule here: Make your own rules.