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3.1sWithout law and order, man has no freedom.
2.75sIf you want peace, you must prepare for war.
1.94sMm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
2.07sWell, it seems the smartest child in the class...
1.9sis also the quietest.
2.4sBart, what other paradoxes affect our lives ?
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2.55sWell... you're damned if you do,
2.17sand you're damned if you don't.
3.37sWell, I guess that would be a paradox too.
2sThank you, Bart.
2.17sWhew !
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3.52sTell you what, Bart. I'll trade you the weight of a bowling ball...
2.03son the eighth moon of jupiter from my lunch...
3.94sfor the weight of a feather on the second moon of Neptune from your lunch.
0.35sWell, okay.
2.51sThere you go !
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3.6sI'll trade you 1,000 picoliters of my milk for 4 gills of yours.
1.8sWell, all right.
1.41sAnything you say.
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3.35sUh, Bart, would you wager your cupcake against my--