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2.13sSorry, sir, there's a weight limit on this coaster.
1.32sOh, really, what's the limit?
2.85sThe rule is you can't look hilarious on this motor scooter.
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3.4s(LAUGHS) I'm sorry, there's just no way.
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1.97sBig news out of Six Flags Columbus today,
4.04sas they unveil what promises to be the largest roller coaster in the United States.
2.1sThat's right, Joyce. They call it The Holocaust.
2.44sThe ride has several Jewish groups up in arms,
5.67sas they go over the first rise. (LAUGHS) (STUTTERS) No, I'm kidding. They're actually pretty upset.
4.2sWow! I had heard about the Holocaust, but I never believed it till right now.
1.57sI have to ride that ride.
1.93sPeter, come on, they're not going to let you ride that ride either.
1.03sYou're overweight.
1.97sI'm not overweight. I'm under tall.
1.8sGarfield, 1982.
2.34sSpeaking of which, do you wanna read something seriously messed up?
2.79sGo out and pick up, Garfield: His 9 Lives.
3.27sAn absolutely bizarre, fucked-up piece of fiction.
3.82sHalf of them aren't funny. They're just artsy, scary and disturbing.