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1.93sPeter, come on, they're not going to let you ride that ride either.
1.03sYou're overweight.
1.97sI'm not overweight. I'm under tall.
1.8sGarfield, 1982.
2.34sSpeaking of which, do you wanna read something seriously messed up?
2.79sGo out and pick up, Garfield: His 9 Lives.
3.27sAn absolutely bizarre, fucked-up piece of fiction.
3.82sHalf of them aren't funny. They're just artsy, scary and disturbing.
3.5sWhy did you do Garfield: His 9 Lives, Jim Davis?
3.8sWhy did you do that dark freaky one where Garfield kills that old woman?
1.97sYou wanna see a picture? Look at this.
2.4sThis is an actual picture from the book.
1s(MIMICKING) "Hey.
2.37s"Nice to see you Garfield.
1.2s"What's the matter?
1.7s"You a little agitated?
1.5s"Out to commit murder?"
2.53sCome on, Jim, your job is to give us yuks.
2.02sA job you do damn well, make no mistake.
2.89sThat's why old Peter's giving you a get-out-of-jail-free card on this one.
1.6sBut I don't wanna see another one of those.
1.97sAll right? 'Cause it scared the bejesus out of me.
2.52sAnd I had to sleep with my mother for a week.
1.5sI am quite finished.
1.65sPeter, if you want to ride that roller coaster,
2syou're going to have to go on a diet.
2.12sA diet, huh? All right, well, how's that work?
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