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1.67sbecause it is your will.
4.37sWe solemnly believe that although humans have been around for a million years,
6.44syou feel strongly that they had just the right amount of technology between 1835 and 1850.
2sNot too little, not too much.
2.2sPlease deliver us from Thomas Edison,
2.43sthe worst human being who ever lived.
3.67sAnd protect us from those who laugh at our buggies or our hats.
2.2sAnd deliver us from mustaches.
1.2sAmen.
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1.33sHey, Ezekiel?
1.7sYou must be Mr. Griffin.
3.42sLook, I know you guys are busy with your barn raising and all, but, uh,
3.84syou know, I just wanted to tell you how much my daughter Meg loves your boy Eli.