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1.9sI couldn't even see it. Yeah, it was something.
2sDucks on a pond! Let's bring 'em in!
1.07sCould you please sit down?
1.94sI am sitting down. You sit up.
2.1sI am sitting up, but I still can't see a thing.
2.9sYeah, sounds like a "you" problem. Let's go, Sox!
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3.15sBefore we commence with Samuel Fisher's barn raising,
1.67slet us pray.
1.28sDear Amish Lord,
3.27sthou looketh sternly down upon us thine flock,
2.4seven though we did not do anything wrong,
3.07sand have been doing chores like fucking crazy.
3.1sPlease make us humble and deliver us more hardship,
2.2sthat we may get thick, calloused hands,
1.94smuch larger than other people's.
3.04sAnd grant that we become dull, like Eric Bana,
3.27swho we have never seen, but are just going by reputation,
1.67sbecause it is your will.
4.37sWe solemnly believe that although humans have been around for a million years,
6.44syou feel strongly that they had just the right amount of technology between 1835 and 1850.