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5.97sAnd with only 87 suicides and widespread looting, we think this was a pretty successful practical joke.
1.92sYou dicks!
2.89sHey, how do you like that, Lois? We're gonna live!
2.5sPeter, what did you mean by what you said?
1.97sYou hate being around the kids?
1.17sYeah, Dad, what did you mean?
1.4sDon't you like us?
1.38sYeah, what gives?
2.74sWell... Come on. I didn't mean that. I was just joking around.
3.74sHey, give me a big hug. How about a big hug for old Dad?
3.14sKids, why don't you go upstairs, so your father and I can talk.
3.29sYeah, come on, Meg and Chris. Let's get out of here.
1.17s
2.34sWell, I'm off to serve food at the soup kitchen.
3.37sNow that I lived through this, I have to keep a promise I made to someone.
1.27sSTEWIE: It's God!
1.42sPeter, what did you mean?
1.7s(SIGHS) All right. You want the truth?
1.47sThey bore the hell out of me, Lois.
1.37sBore the hell out of you?
1sThey're your kids!
1sI know, and I love them.
6.27sBut don't you just sometimes wish they'd run away or get kidnapped and be made to work in a Temple of Doom?