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8.24sLook, since these are our final hours, I want you kids to know how much your father and I love you and how important this family is to us.
3.1sOh, I'm scared. I wonder what it's like to die.
4.12sI don't know, but from the look in a stray cat's eyes when you're pushing on its windpipe,
1.7sI think it's pretty terrifying.
1.33sLike, panicky.
1.23sHey, Brian, what do you think is gonna...
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1.17sWhat was that?
1.13sYou were praying.
1.94sCome on. No, I wasn't. Yes, you were.
1.63sYou were praying. I saw!
1.13sNo, man. It was a joke.
1.84s- You were praying! - It was a goof!
1sI was goofing on you!
2.8sYou're disingenuous.
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2.97sHello, everybody. This is Montecore. He's my lion.
1.17sI have a lion now.
2.63s(ROARS) Peter, what the hell?
1.87sYou know, I went to the zoo last week and asked if I could do it,
1.63sand they told me to scram.
1.77sWent to the zoo this morning with a shotgun, and now I have a lion.
1.17sDoes it bite?
1.33sOf course it bites. It's a lion.
1.42sPeter, get off the lion.
2.27sWe should spend some time together as a family.
1.4sI don't think so, Lois.
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