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2.49sI don't want to go back to stupid jury duty.
2.1sThere's got to be some way I can get out of it.
2.03sThis is Tom Tucker with some breaking news.
6.27sNASA has made the alarming announcement that the newly discovered black hole at the edge of our solar system appears to be expanding.
5.67sNeptune and Pluto have already been consumed, and scientists estimate that the event horizon will reach Earth by tomorrow.
5sThat's right, Tom. Which means that all life on Earth will be destroyed within 24 hours.
1.65sOh, my God!
2.25sMom, is this for real?
2sWell, it sure looks that way, sweetie.
2.37sIt's the end of the world.
1.7sHoly crap.
0.83s(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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3.14sSeems like I've run out of waiting time.
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3.37sBut it looks like Nicole Ritchie's baby is gonna be just fine.
7.22sAlso in the news, the doomsday clock is ticking with less than 19 hours to go before our planet is consumed by an expanding black hole.
2.7sAs Americans everywhere face their last day on Earth,