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1.63sOh, I'm sorry. Did I punch you too hard?
1.55sYes, I suppose you don't know your own strength.
1.52sLook at your muscles. Stop it.
1.73sYou're the one with the sick abs.
2.7sGod, my mouth is watering just looking at you.
4.44sYeah, that's right. You buy your kids ridiculously homoerotic dolls and then ask what happened?
2.7sYep. Your gay son is on you, buddy.
1.77sExplain that to your god.
2.2sOff to another day of jury duty, sweetie?
3.54sYeah, and it sucks. Even the vending machines are out of order.
1.22s(LAUGHS LIKE MUTTLEY)
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2.49sI don't want to go back to stupid jury duty.
2.1sThere's got to be some way I can get out of it.
2.03sThis is Tom Tucker with some breaking news.
6.27sNASA has made the alarming announcement that the newly discovered black hole at the edge of our solar system appears to be expanding.
5.67sNeptune and Pluto have already been consumed, and scientists estimate that the event horizon will reach Earth by tomorrow.
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