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1.84sI don't want to go to jury duty.
1.67sTurns out it's not a special honor at all.
1.53sIt's lame. And the worst part is,
3.37sthey try and trick you into getting excited by putting "duty" in the title.
3.04sSo, you were excited when you thought there was fecal matter involved?
1.87s- What the hell is "fecal matter"?
- Waste.
1.43s- Huh?
- Doodie.
4.14sPeter, jury duty is an important cornerstone in our democratic society.
1.97sYeah, that's what separates us from the monkeys.
2.2sThat, and the armed guards at the zoo.
2.47sMan, they got some sexy monkeys down there.
2.1sI don't care. Jury duty sounds boring.
1.37sI'm gonna get myself kicked out.
2.07sJust like I got kicked out of Coldplay.
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1.77sGuys, guys, I got an idea.
3.37sHow about we do a song that's not whiny bullshit?
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1.32sAll right, ladies and gentlemen.
5sWe're gonna ask you a series of questions to determine whether or not you can be impartial jurors.