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1.5sI know they're supposed to be wise,
2.84sbut all it did was shriek and poop out half-digested mice.
4.12sWell, then, I guess there's only one thing I can do to regain your love.
1.98sWho wants a brand-new Xbox?
0.92sYay!
1.72sOh, Daddy! Oh, my God!
1.97sYou're the best father ever!
2.37s(EXCLAIMING) Oh, Daddy!
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1.92sWell, I guess if you can't earn your kids' respect,
1.33syou can always buy it.
1.2s(ALL LAUGHING)
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2.6sThere's some awesome stuff in the garbage.
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2.47sDad, can we please have a turn at the Xbox?
2sJust a second, Meg. I'm still trying to get the hang of this.
1.4sOkay, guys, tell me again.
2.5sNow, which one do I press to shoot now?
1.9sPETER: Damn it! Crap.
1.83sPLAYER 1: Who's the douchebag who keeps dying?
2.2sPETER: I'm not a douchebag. I'm new.