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1.13sHell, if we weren't all related,
2.54sthis'd be the worst table at the wedding.
1.7sBut we're part of a family.
1.73sAnd I'm still your father.
1.77sAnd I promise I love you.
3.85sWell, then how come you said you hated spending time with us?
3.02sLook, I may not have said exactly what I meant.
3.64sBut I can still be your dad, even if we don't have any of the same interests.
2.84sSo what do you say? Are we a family again?
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1.43sI don't buy it. Me neither.
2.33sWhen you jumped through my ceiling, you let an owl in.
1.5sI know they're supposed to be wise,
2.84sbut all it did was shriek and poop out half-digested mice.
4.12sWell, then, I guess there's only one thing I can do to regain your love.
1.98sWho wants a brand-new Xbox?
0.92sYay!
1.72sOh, Daddy! Oh, my God!
1.97sYou're the best father ever!
2.37s(EXCLAIMING) Oh, Daddy!
1.87s
1.92sWell, I guess if you can't earn your kids' respect,