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1sI was goofing on you!
2.8sYou're disingenuous.
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2.97sHello, everybody. This is Montecore. He's my lion.
1.17sI have a lion now.
2.63s(ROARS) Peter, what the hell?
1.87sYou know, I went to the zoo last week and asked if I could do it,
1.63sand they told me to scram.
1.77sWent to the zoo this morning with a shotgun, and now I have a lion.
1.17sDoes it bite?
1.33sOf course it bites. It's a lion.
1.42sPeter, get off the lion.
2.27sWe should spend some time together as a family.
1.4sI don't think so, Lois.
1.38sBut the world is ending.
3.17sWe should be spending these final hours with the people we love most.
2.24sLois, a day ago, I was stuck on jury duty.
2.57sToday, I have a golden ticket to do whatever the hell I want.
3.3sI feel like an old guy who's reliving his youthful shenanigans.
2.45sTell me about when you were young, Grandpa.
1.9sOh, Sonny, those were crazy times.
1.87sMy friends and I were out of control.
2.87sWe used to give each other wet willies and funny arms.
3.34sWe'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt.
1.3sSounds kind of gay, Grandpa.
2sIt was gay! Everyone was!
2.4sBut, back then, we were called "pole fancies."
1.5sIt was real good, old-fashioned,