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2.45sTell me about when you were young, Grandpa.
1.9sOh, Sonny, those were crazy times.
1.87sMy friends and I were out of control.
2.87sWe used to give each other wet willies and funny arms.
3.34sWe'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt.
1.3sSounds kind of gay, Grandpa.
2sIt was gay! Everyone was!
2.4sBut, back then, we were called "pole fancies."
1.5sIt was real good, old-fashioned,
2.94sgrab-the-nearest-tree
and-hold-on-for-dear-life gay,
2.84snot today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay.
1.53sPeople got hurt back then!
2sThat's gay. Yeah, it was pretty gay.
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1.57sWhat the hell are you doing with a musket?
5.1sLast day on Earth. I've always wanted to save a Native American family from rapacious cavalrymen.