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1.62sThey have summoned me.
5.84sI am part of an elite group of individuals deemed intelligent enough to decide the fate of a fellow citizen.
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4.17s(LAUGHING) Ah, the amused laughter of the envious.
2.64sThey don't just pick anybody for this job.
1.3sYeah, they do.
1.75sBrian, perhaps I have not made myself clear.
3.3sI have been entrusted to pass judgment upon others.
2.8sEverybody gets called for jury duty, you stupid idiot.
4.47sI've been called! The only reason you've never been called is that they use the voter registration list,
2.2sand this past election is the first time you ever voted.
3.34sI've voted before. I stuffed the ballot box at the Oscars.
3.52sAnd the nominees for Best Actor in a Leading Role are,
3.04sGrover, Bluto from Popeye,
1.47sa red guy,
0.8sa boob,
1.63sand Daniel Day-Lewis.
2.24sAnd the Oscar goes to...
1.72sA red guy!
1.18s(PEOPLE CHEERING)
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4.1sWait a second. You're saying that everyone is asked to do jury duty?
1.2sYes, Peter.