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4.1sWait a second. You're saying that everyone is asked to do jury duty?
1.2sYes, Peter.
0.88sSo, then,
1.33sI'm not special?
1.84sMAN: Everyone's special, Peter.
1.8sRock drummer Tommy Lee!
2.54sAnd if your wife ever tells you that you're not special,
2.17spunch her really hard right in her hepatitis.
1.83sThanks, rock drummer Tommy Lee!
1.67sHey, and you know what else is cool?
2sHaving sex with sunglasses on.
2.5sI've got a lot of things to try now!
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1.84sI don't want to go to jury duty.
1.67sTurns out it's not a special honor at all.
1.53sIt's lame. And the worst part is,
3.37sthey try and trick you into getting excited by putting "duty" in the title.
3.04sSo, you were excited when you thought there was fecal matter involved?
1.87s- What the hell is "fecal matter"?
- Waste.
1.43s- Huh?
- Doodie.
4.14sPeter, jury duty is an important cornerstone in our democratic society.
1.97sYeah, that's what separates us from the monkeys.
2.2sThat, and the armed guards at the zoo.