1.52sMom, where's Dad?
1.3sI don't know, Chris.
1.3sSorry I'm late, guys.
1.28sPeter, where have you been?
1.94sLook, you try scheduling a haircut today.
3.3sYou know, you'd think you'd wanna spend your last day on Earth with your family!
0.85sHey, I'm here, aren't I?
1.9sWith only seconds left.
1.27sDon't you love me?
1.18sOf course I love you, Lois!
2.33sYou're the most important person in the world to me!
0.77sI promise.
0.63s
1.27s
2.72sTen, nine, eight...
1.38sI just hate being around the kids.
0.95sWhat?
1.58s...six, five...
2.05sSorry, I just thought I'd be honest, since we're gonna die.
2.95s...three, two, one.
1.8sBOTH: April fools!
1.03sWhat?
1.23sYou gotta be kidding me!
1.17sWe're not gonna die?