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1.47sa red guy,
0.8sa boob,
1.63sand Daniel Day-Lewis.
2.24sAnd the Oscar goes to...
1.72sA red guy!
1.18s(PEOPLE CHEERING)
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2.41s
4.1sWait a second. You're saying that everyone is asked to do jury duty?
1.2sYes, Peter.
0.88sSo, then,
1.33sI'm not special?
1.84sMAN: Everyone's special, Peter.
1.8sRock drummer Tommy Lee!
2.54sAnd if your wife ever tells you that you're not special,
2.17spunch her really hard right in her hepatitis.
1.83sThanks, rock drummer Tommy Lee!
1.67sHey, and you know what else is cool?
2sHaving sex with sunglasses on.
2.5sI've got a lot of things to try now!
0.67s
3.39s
1.84sI don't want to go to jury duty.
1.67sTurns out it's not a special honor at all.